Pretty Optimistic for a Pessimist
Dylan, help I'm crying I love you so much omg

God dammit there I go again. Bringing females to tears with my infallible humor

paleofuture:

Paleofuture Joins Gizmodo
I came to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I’m still chewing my gum so hold up.

I Dj’d a wedding today, and I saw this toy rifle some kids were playing with. After all was said and done the groom took this picture for me. 

I came to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I’m still chewing my gum so hold up.

I Dj’d a wedding today, and I saw this toy rifle some kids were playing with. After all was said and done the groom took this picture for me. 

DJing a wedding tomorrow.

Just got all the music together. Suit is cleaned and ironed. lez do ett

wifipasswords:

im not even sassy im just an asshole

sasshole

trugazi:

this is the internal anatomy of cows as far as i’m concerned

trugazi:

this is the internal anatomy of cows as far as i’m concerned