God dammit there I go again. Bringing females to tears with my infallible humor
I came to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I’m still chewing my gum so hold up.
I Dj’d a wedding today, and I saw this toy rifle some kids were playing with. After all was said and done the groom took this picture for me.
im not even sassy im just an asshole
this is the internal anatomy of cows as far as i’m concerned